Client: It doesn’t look like you did what I requested. Wow I can’t believe you f***ed me over! What the hell was I paying for?
Client: Sorry, I forgot to refresh the page. Thanks!
Sometimes when a hug doesn’t seem to help (T__T)
Client: We need you to design an app for our company - something that will put our logo on people’s phones.
Me: Okay. What would you like the app to do?
Client: Keep me from losing my job.